Evan likes to start his bios with a short line.
Then he lists some personal facts. Usually three. He uses these facts to convey something interesting about himself and tries to balance it with something self-deprecating.
For example: Evan is a copywriter from Ireland and has many hobbies, but is tragically average at all of them.
Finally, he likes to tie it all together with a joke. If the joke is a callback to the opening line even better.